Everyone needs levity sometimes.
Q Why did the Chicken cross the Road?
A for revenge.
Q Why did the Chicken cross the Road?
A because he had delusions of priesthood.
Q Why did the Chicken cross the Roads?
A to complete his graduate research in Novel Hybrids.
Q Why did the Chicken cross the [sounds like "roads"]?
A It was a rehearsal for the Invasion of Cyprus... and it didn't go well.
Monday, January 2, 2017
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